Tuesday, 28 July 2026

Table Tuesday

It's Ten-sided [dice] Table Tuesday! Here's three dice tables for your Game Mastering convenience.

 

1d10 only situationally useful magical items

For fostering ingenuity and/or populating the back of the archmagician's wardrobe.

  1. Circlet of Tartar Control
  2. Belt of Expertise With Monkey Bars
  3. Bag of Dehydrated Oozes
  4. Ancestral Spirit Blade of Somebody Not Yet Born
  5. Animated Bucket of Sandcastle Making
  6. Epaulettes of Depilation
  7. Boots of Walking Up 45 Degree Slopes
  8. Amulet of Protection Against Boors
  9. Sword of Being Sundered
  10. Movable Rod

  

Enchanted sword with coiled salamander.


1d10 fresh mysteries

To hand your players when everything gets unexpectedly resolved and you're in a pinch for content.

  1. Someone woke up invisible today, only fades in slowly
  2. The temple is doubling your tithes
  3. Who stole the horseshoes off your steeds?
  4. Those bodies you left strewn about vanished overnight
  5. The moon has changed colour
  6. Your guide was an illusion the whole time
  7. All the bed frames in this inn are altar-stones
  8. Sudden glut of impossibly cheap spices in market
  9. Various signs of a persistently-nonexistent secret door
  10. Urgent yet cryptic message from a patron divinity

 

All signs point to a secret door being discovered behind a tapestry.

1d10 strange allies

For dispensing sage counsel, showing up when all seems lost, giving clues, or being piteously in need of help.

  1. Sealed terrarium of hyperintelligent moss with questions about the world
  2. White-haired retired crimelord with huge family
  3. Gloomy intelligent enchanted shovel with unfulfilled destiny
  4. Human-shaped mass of solar plasma in need of a friend
  5. Trio of cursed gourmands at table they cannot rise from
  6. Charismatic leader of uprising amongst sorcerously-created henchthings
  7. Very bored dark magician entombed in ice, speaking telepathically
  8. Ascetic anteater monk on strict regimen of single ant per day
  9. Abominable flesh-heap once worshipped as evil god, now exploring spoken word poetry traditions 
  10. Hivemind of swamp damselflies communicating through coordinated flight patterns

Fighter having a chat with a friendly gentleman.

Illustrations by Gordy H.

Thursday, 23 July 2026

Ecoheroism and Dragonspill

 

Ecoheroism title. A slain dragon pierced by swords is emblazoned with caution tape.​


A dragon embodies fire, poison, and wrath. Slaying the monster doesn't make it safe!

Every part of the dragon's body, from claws to gizzard to skin, is uniquely hazardous.

Burying the heart will poison the groundwater for fifty leagues around. Burning the skin scars the sky for decades. Leaving the ribs exposed brings down a curse on the slayer's descendants. The lungs keep pumping out smog. The claws spread drought.

If left to decay, the dragon's hatefulness seeps into the environment, causing terror and ruin for leagues around.

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Ecoheroism is a system-neutral tabletop roleplaying game supplement developing this idea.

To engage in ecoheroism​ is to deal with a dragon carcass in a responsible, safe, and environmentally friendly way.

Do you tie it to a church bell? Drop it in a volcano? Bury it fifty feet underground?

Find the best way to safely dispose of the bits of a dragon carcass, or experience a dragonspill: the terrible environmental consequences of your failure.​

Four pages from the supplement. Dice tables. Red and yellow colour scheme.
  

Random tables! Fantasy environmentalism! Esoteric lore! Gory humour!

d20 dice table for methods of safely disposing of parts of a dragon.

Fantasy gaming meets environmental rehabilitation and bomb disposal.

For use with any fantasy TTRPG. Get it now!​

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Ecoheroism is downloadable for pay-what-you-want at: 

Itch dot io

RPG Trader

DriveThruRPG

 

 

Dice tables to determine which curse follows when the dragon's body is burned, dissolved, preserved, or stuffed. Slashed red background.

A chapter title page. "Dragonspill". A bloody red dragon roars against a grisly background and a ring of yellow caution tape.

Clean-up crew characters. A mixture of heavy labourer, butcher, and chef. A team drags away a rapidly-decomposing dragon corpse.


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