1d20 Megadungeon Safety Code Violations

It's almost as if the archlich-in-chief didn't have everyone's safety in mind!

(Lousy no-good penny-pinching archlich-in-chief.)

 

 1d20 Issues The Inspectors Bring Up In Their Initial Report:

1. Sixteen cases of poisoned darts shooting from walls without warning signage 
2. Lit torches in corridor RM-70-B burning within two metres of hanging tapestries
3. Thirty-storey staircase lacks railing or other cordon around open stairwell
4. Inadequately ventilated throughout (see attached list of 781 affected rooms)
5. Chasm bridge constructed from inadequate materials. Code requires use of steel cable, tethers
6. Insufficient drainage ducting to prevent floods on floors B2 through B29  
7. As-built construction plans yet to be lodged with regional fire rescue co-ordinators
8. Shrine Of Darkness should be electrically insulated against celestial lightning
9. Enormous boulder insufficiently shored up with mechanical apparatus; risk it could fall and roll
10. Hellfire conjuration chamber not adequately equipped with hellfire suppression equipment
11. Giant mushrooms pose unacceptable spore allergen/asphyxiation risk
12. Several parts of floor B30 are exposed to magma flows (not a safety code violation; brought up as a point of overall concern)
13. Unholy Water Cistern not shielded against heavy metals found in local groundwater 
14. Too few first aid kits (three per floor; code calls for five)
15. Human remains not maintained at morgue temperatures, and allowed to move around freely
16. Floor B7 torture chambers not accessible by ramp or elevator
17. Cursed font of immortality lacks fence to prevent accidental drownings
18. Black, yellow, ochre, blue, umbral, and invisible mold found in food preparation areas
19. High-visibility safety lines should be painted in zones where ambulatory juggernaut roams
20. Giant talking stone head is blocking fire exit

 

 

(Yikes. Well at the pace stuff gets fixed around here, better hope they shut the worksite down before someone gets hurt.)