It's almost as if the archlich-in-chief didn't have everyone's safety in mind!
(Lousy no-good penny-pinching archlich-in-chief.)
1d20 Issues The Inspectors Bring Up In Their Initial Report:
- Sixteen cases of poisoned darts shooting from walls without warning signage
- Lit torches in corridor RM-70-B burning within two metres of hanging tapestries
- Thirty-storey staircase lacks railing or other cordon around open stairwell
- Inadequately ventilated throughout (see attached list of 781 affected rooms)
- Chasm bridge constructed from inadequate materials. Code requires use of steel cable, tethers
- Insufficient drainage ducting to prevent floods on floors B2 through B29
- As-built construction plans yet to be lodged with regional fire rescue co-ordinators
- Shrine Of Darkness should be electrically insulated against celestial lightning
- Enormous boulder insufficiently shored up with mechanical apparatus; risk it could fall and roll
- Hellfire conjuration chamber not adequately equipped with hellfire suppression equipment
- Giant mushrooms pose unacceptable spore allergen/asphyxiation risk
- Several parts of floor B30 are exposed to magma flows (not a safety code violation; brought up as a point of overall concern)
- Unholy Water Cistern not shielded against heavy metals found in local groundwater
- Too few first aid kits (three per floor; code calls for five)
- Human remains not maintained at morgue temperatures, and allowed to move around freely
- Floor B7 torture chambers not accessible by ramp or elevator
- Cursed font of immortality lacks fence to prevent accidental drownings
- Black, yellow, ochre, blue, umbral, and invisible mold found in food preparation areas
- High-visibility safety lines should be painted in zones where ambulatory juggernaut roams
- Giant talking stone head is blocking fire exit
(Yikes. Well at the pace stuff gets fixed around here, better hope they shut the worksite down before someone gets hurt.)
